Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Zen Warrior - Mesmerizing... like a car crash...


This game come on the market and I snatched it up for free. I spent 5 minutes playing this at work and beat it... several times.. in its entirety... not because its a short game, but because it has severe flaws.  First off the controls are weak and respond poorly to movement. It appears most reviews in iTunes complain about it being unplayable. I found it quite playable, as a matter of fact all i needed was a single move. Down and Kick. That's right. This move allowed me to beat the game on its highest difficulty without loosing a single fight. The AI is so crap that it was unable to preventing me from crouching and kicking them.

Another think you cant get past is that all the characters appear to be the same guy. This is because the developer created a single model for a fighter, and then wrapped them in a multitude of crap looking textures. This is distracting to the same degree of when your driving and everyone slows down to stare at a car accident. Really cheap move.

I grabbed this game while it was free and it amused me only in a sense that any engineer would find flaws in software. But past that I would be fairly upset if this is the quality I recieved for actually paying for it.



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